taocloud:

shizznizzle:

LMFAO he’s like the obnoxious drunk uncle who ruins every birthday party

LOL I’M PRETTY SURE JYP SPIKED EVERYONE’S DRINK THERE.

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boredomisadisease:

braja:

shmesmx3:

wooyoung:

Dream Team - Wooyoung Single Ladies cut

…this is why ily…

WERK IT.

 Marry me.

 oh baby

(via almond-milk)

STAY LIKE THIS FOREVER

seriously this kinda hair makes him so hot its like I completely forgot he was ever a part of Disney…

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-dreamland:

ohyesgorgeous:

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 dear god hes almoast as beautiful as River Phoenix :I

1) I have watched Stand By Mr for yhr last 5 days in a row.

2) I can practically quote the whole movie by heart.

3) I baught a T-shirt with Chris Chambers (River Phoenix) on it.

4) I have the movie permanatly recorded on my TV.

5) I bought the DVD at boarders.

6) I bought The Novella.

7) I have begun reading Stand BY Me Fanfiction…and I’m getting close to some smut hehehe

8) I know almoast everything about the movie.

9) I’m designing a shirt with Gordie Lachance (Wil Weahton) on it for my Graphics class.

10) I bought the movie and soundtrack for my Ipod.

11) I’ve searched like every art/fan/website for Stand By Me.

12) I have created my own fan character named Elli.

Obsessed? Or fanatically superduper-ly obsessed?

Vern: [after dropping his hamburger in the campfire by accident] This isn’t funny! What am I supposed to eat?
Teddy: You could cook your dick.
Chris: It’d be a small meal.

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 Teddy: Ha ha, Gordie loses! You lose Gordie! Ol’ Gordie just screwed the pooch!
Gordie: Does the word “retarded” mean anything to you?
Teddy: Gordie, go get the food, you morphodite.
Gordie: Don’t call me any of your mother’s pet names.
Teddy: You’re a real wet end, Lachance.
Gordie: Shut up.
Teddy, Vern, Chris: I don’t shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. Aghhh!
Gordie: And then your mom goes around the corner and she licks it up.

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Milo: Chopper! Sic’em, boy!
The Writer: Now he said, “Sic’em, boy!” But what I heard was, “Chopper! Sic balls!”
Gordie: [Chopper turns out to be a small golden retriever] *That’s* Chopper?
Teddy: Ha ha ha! Come on, Choppy! Bite my ass, Choppy! Bite my ass! Bite shit. Come on, Choppy! Sic balls, Choppy!
Milo: Stop teasing that dog, you hear me! Stop teasing him! Sonny, I’m gonna beat your ass, teasing my dog like that!
Teddy: Yeah? I’d like to see you climb over this fence and get me, fat ass!
Milo: Don’t you call me that, you little tin weasel peckerwood looney’s son.
Teddy: What did you call me?
Milo: I know who you are. You’re Teddy Duchamp. Your dad’s a looney. A looney up in the nuthouse in Togus. He took your ear and he put it to a stove and burnt it off.
Teddy: My father stormed the beach at Normandy.
Milo: He’s crazier than a shithouse rat. No wonder you’re acting the way you are with a looney for a father.
Teddy: You call my dad a looney again, I’ll kill you.
Milo: Looney, looney, looney!
Teddy: I’m gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!

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Chris: “Suck my fat one”? Whoever told you that you had a fat one, Lachance?
Gordie: Biggest one in four counties.

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Gordie: But you didn’t miss him. Chris Chambers never misses, does he?
Chris: Not even when the ladies leave the seat down.

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Teddy: Okay, you guys can go around if you want. I’m crossing here. And while you guys are dragging your candy asses half way across the state and back, I’ll be waiting on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts.
Gordie: You use your left hand or right hand to do that?
Teddy: You wish.

Set my TV to record this at 6:15 in the morning. Can’t wait to watch it tonight! Little River Phoenix and Jerry O’Connell~~~~

~swoon~

fuckyeah2pmmacros:

We know. [again] XD

(Submitted by sabsung)

 another dream I had